New to this whole idea of writing my feelings down for the World to not only judge my mediocre lifestyle, but also my terrible spelling and grammar. It is only appropriate that apologize to my sister and mom, who are both English majors...I'm sorry I failed as a student and have thus contributed to the downfall of not only the American School System, but perhaps the economic downfall as well. I have excelled in one thing and that is being incredibly average at life. I grew up thinking that honorable mention and participation awards came after third place and that it was perfectly normal to have your first girlfriend when you were 21 years old. The only exception has been my ability to find myself in amazing circumstances...circumstances that have left me in amusement. I hope to re-tell some of these encounters as well as find new ones to share....Hope you enjoy.